You found the flying car.
Welcome.
These are the things that didn’t quite belong in the book, but were too useful, strange, or entertaining to throw away.
**P.S.** If you found this page using F12:
You already know how to debug.
Now read the book. 😉
Things Reality Submitted as Evidence
Proofreader’s Notes
Flying Cars
Reality: “Still unavailable.”
Johnny: “Unacceptable.”
Observation 7
Proofreader: “You may be wrong.”
Johnny: “That was literally the point.”
The Soundtrack of Reality
These songs are not explanations.
They are observations with background music.
Bonnie Tyler — Holding Out for a Hero
Still waiting for the flying car.
A hero would also be acceptable.
Monty Python — Galaxy Song
The KPI may be red.
The universe remains unconcerned.
The Doors — The End
Every story ends.
Reality continues.
That’s all for now.
Reality may add more later.
The goats declined to comment.